McGangBang- SEX IN A SANDWICH

No, it's not what you think. Not something out of a 90's porno and definitely not something out of a red light district video store. Nomenclature aside, the McGangBang is a sandwich that demands respect from those worthy of it's gastronomic epicness.

What is the McGangBang? The McGangBang is made from two sandwiches of McDonald's menu, the Double Cheeseburger & the McChicken. One takes the cheeseburger, splits the top and bottom leaving only the top and bottom buns with their beef patties, respectively. Immediately the McChicken joins in, (as you might expect) placing the whole McChicken (buns & all) on the bottom half of the cheeseburger, then reassembling the top portion of the said burger. Voila the McGangBang.

So how does it taste?
Let me tell you this, and I'll put it bluntly, it's comparable to sex. Just like everyone's favorite pastime, when eating the McGangBang, it's not good unless it's hot and sloppy.  You have to open wide ( ur mouth that is) to take it all in. Once you take a bite, let the juices flow all in your mouth. Savor it's taste and take another bite. Be careful though, once you go through half of it, you're greeted by a surge of creamy white mayo courtesy of the McChicken. One hell of an experience.
I felt full after eating my McGangBang, and just like finishing sex, all I wanted to do was sleep.

Any tips for first timers?
Certainly! Those kinky enough to try this sultry sandwich should try to remove the buns from the McChicken so you can take a bite out of it easier.  :)

Would you call the McGangBang an Aphrodisiac?
Yes, in every way. I believe it gives more stamina and it makes girl's panties wet. Clearly it makes both sexes aroused. I like to think of it as a burger form of viagra. Maybe add some cinnamon and call it a day Ladies? BTW cinnamon is one powerful aphrodisiac.

Is the McGangBang against my religion?
HELL FUCKING NO!!!!!! (unless ur like a terrorist who hates erotically named food, then yes)
No it's not. It's perfectly fine for anybody to tryout.

Are there any side effects when eating the McGangBang?
Yes; feeling of euphoria, pleasure, content, and hallucinations of yourself partying on Mars with Ronald McDonald and the Gang.
Complications include; high blood pressure and the need for more McGangBangs.

How I Rate it:
TASTE 10/10
SATISFACTION 10/10
QUALITY 9.8/10 (I had better McGangBangs before)
SAUCINESS 10/10
EFFECT ON KOALA 10/10 (I felt hella sleepy after eating it)

BOTTOMLINE: TRY IT NOW.